If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.
"There’s no time for romance, we have shit to Avenge."
Scarlett Johansson, on the lack of romantic subplot in The Avengers (via coffeeorsomething)
- teachers: you need to do better
- parents: you need to do better
- the world: you need to do better
- me: [patrick stump voice] but you need to lower your standards
- me: cause it's never
- me: getting any better than this
I’M GOING TO THE USA!
So I’m off to the land of the free for 3 weeks. I’ll buy y’all some postcards.